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PostSubject: I AM NEMO   Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:36 am

MARE LIBERUM ~ MOBILIS IN MOBILI
"FAR TOO CONTINENTAL FOR MANKIND"




"I have been trying to make a picture of a man. Changing, yes. Developing, I hope. Fantastic, improbable-perhaps. Quite worthless, quite irritating, if you feel that way. Or a slightly cockeyed ideal, if you feel differently. It doesn't matter so much, so long as you feel that you would recognize him if you met him tomorrow."

Greetings people, I know to you, I might be, just another ringer with the slick trigger finger for Her Majesty, another one with that golden tongue poisoning all your fantasies, but never try to second guess me or I will give you, your bill and turn all your thrillers into tragedies.

To find me, take a voyage to the bottom of the sea, because I'm a riddle you will see in the middle of the sea, but If you ask me things of life, then I will say:

"Me! Iím far too continental for mankind, I donít tend to interfere in your lives, See me as a searcher with the answers, to your world, from under the sea. But If you come with peace at heart, I may help you to restart what went wrong so long ago, from down below."

My name is D‚vid NŤmo, I was born with a strange but none the less very real disability/mutation, that at first I thought of as a disability and a hindrance, however, I have come to think of it now as a gift and virtue, that aids me in my work and goals,

In life I am primarily a Courtier to my Lord Bacchus, the Green Fairy and an unremitting debtor, however I hold a First Class Honors degree in Social Psychology from Oxford University in the UK and am a former Officer in the British Royal Navy, also a boat Builder/Owner/Dweller, Professional/Expert, Scuba diver and unbounded Eco-Warrior that truly See's the evil that men do under the sea and who always believes that: "All is for the best, in the best of all worlds" and just sometimes within reason "The end, does justify the means".

I love diving of all sorts, sailing my Boat, {Nautilus 2000} and traveling on her instead of using airplanes, I have a small apartment and mooring in Port Grimaud near St.Tropez in the South of France that I barely use and usually rent out most of the year but always spend Christmas and New Year in Paris on the River Seine, moored with friends who have a great nearly permanent barge moored there.

I am also I a big Supporter and activist of Environmental issues and promote living a carbon neutral life. I have based my life and ideals on the Teachings of the US Military Developed First Earth Battalion, myself along with other Eco-Warrior friends now think of ourselves as the Aquatic Extension of the original concept "The First Earth Armada". Following along with there concept of none lethal weapons I also develop many of my own none lethal weapons systems, including perfecting the elusive secret of the fabled tazer Arrow.

My Self Built Boat is 28 Foot Sharpie/Paradox/Sailboat {Nautilus 2000, What Else, with a name like mine, long story behind that,} Can not only Generate electricity from Solar Panels and two miniature high tech V.A.W.T. Wind Turbines, but also from her main miniature vegetable oil fueled Generator which in turn can power all Nautilus's other power requirements including her main propulsion a 6HP electric outboard. This Gives her an Environmentally Friendly top speed of 4 Knots and a little more with her sails up.

She is flat bottomed but with REVOLUTIONARY BALLASTED STAINLESS STEEL CASED, CHINE RUNNERS AND COLLAPSIBLE HYDROPLANES she also has a folding mast and a draft of only 18 inches allowing her to easy access to almost any river estuary or swamp/Bayou.

She is also fully equipped with digital Sonar and Radar and underwater infra red lighting and cameras. Her mast also acts as a huge boosted WiFi Aerial allowing me to access the Internet and VOIP Services {Skype} anonymously from over two miles away with a rough line of site. She looks very normal and escapes most peoples attention by acting somewhat like a perception filter allowing me to work without people noticing me. you can see lots of pictures of her here.

http://answerthecall.ning.com/photo/albums/nautilus-2000

I also hold a black belt in Aikido & hold an E5 Expert Level Military/Special Forces Instructor rating in Krav-Maga, I am also highly proficient in Nunchaku-Do and the Orcutt Defensive Systems: Police Nunchaku.

I am also a keen Archer and Bow Hunter. As I stated above in conjunction with a colleague who is a brilliant German engineer I have found the secret of and perfected the tazer arrow, and have also developed a smoke arrow, the CS gas arrow and of course the GPS tracker arrow all from standard over the counter components.

All these I can launch from either my compound bow, my harpoon Gun or a rubber powered pocket arrow launcher that we also developed, for when space is tight. I also have a set of Orcutt Police Nunchaku, a miniature pocket tazer, a couple of pocket flares and pureley as a tool I carry an Emerson LaGriffe Mini Knife.

I also have an extensive array of high-tech, covert surveillance equipment at my finger tips for land and aquatic use. Allowing me to covertly gather evidence on all those who seek to pollute my oceans for profit and then anonymously report them to the appropriate authorities.

I have an extensive wine collection/cellar for investment and pleasure and love wine tasting, I love good food as well and love trying new local dishes, I am also a sucker for a great cup off black coffee.

I also love; my totally Hedonistic Lifestyle, Social Engineering, Partying in Ibiza, St-Tropez, Puerto Banus and other european party capitals and of course playing Baccarat Chemin de Fer and Baccarat Banque till the small hours, at the tables there. I also play at international level in Grand slam Bridge tournaments across Europe and compete in Biathlons ~ {Swim/Run}, whenever I can and to top it all off I also look great in tux, you can find some pictures of me here:

http://answerthecall.ning.com/photo/album/listForOwner?screenName=ygtl94xxohqe

also to see my full history, training and qualifications, goto:

http://www.linkedin.com/in/nautilus3000

So, my friends, dear bookworms, most noble fellow drinkers, frustrated burglars, affronted policemen, upright citizens with furled umbrellas and secret buccaneering dreams, fellow privateers and pirates--that seems to be very nearly all for now. It has been nice having you with us, and we hope you will come again, not once, but many times.

Kind Regards and hope to catch you on the Flip Side

~ * { NEMO } * ~

ďStill and Forever, Far too continental for Mankind!Ē


E-Mail: nemo@itbloke.net
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PS: ~ Always Remember to never underestimate the practical man who has the depth of perception to philosophize as well, or you may not survive to regret it?
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PostSubject: welcome   Mon May 11, 2009 5:20 pm

good to see you here. welcome
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PostSubject: Hey Thantos,   Mon May 11, 2009 10:52 pm

Yes well its Ok,

but a bit of a dead forum now, like everyone else I have joined the mass exodus over to , Zetaman's really excellent and much better designed, Real Life Super Hero's forum

http://www.therlsh.net/forum.htm

You should pop over some time the chat is really lively and cool, we never see you there which is a real shame as you are so well known chap, would love to see you on line theres somtime.

Anyway my most noble fellow RLSH'er thanks for the welcome but really hope to see you on Zetamans forum sometime so we can catch up. Or on skype when you get it set up.

Kind Regards and best Wishes, David
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PostSubject: Re: I AM NEMO   Tue May 12, 2009 3:31 pm


Hello David,

Not real polite to insult a board when you post on it Davey boy. As far as Zetamanís board goes Iíll agree that itís a good one. But then itís the 3rd or 4th one he has done. Practice makes perfect even when it comes to boards. You will new boards popping up all the time. Most see quite a bit of play under the letís check out the new guy rule. Then once the new wears off attendance starts to dwindle. If you donít believe me just ask Zeta. BTW he is an admin on the EA site. Some things you may want to consider before passing judgement. There are private sections on this board that only members of the group using that section will ever see. Those folks donít register as users in the visible statistics. Open information on this board however dated still remains valid and is a valuable resource along with the rest of the site for emerging heroes. Lotís of the R.L.S.H. boards are posted on by folks with overactive imaginations playing lets pretend. While some may slip through we tend to discourage it here. The tone of a board helps to decide who posts there. This is a serious no nonsense board with no time for RPG fantasies. As an admin and the creator of this board I can tell you that most of the regular posters post in the hidden locations previously mentioned. I will not violate the trust (gained over the years) that they placed in me by revealing who they are or by saying how to get into said private sections. While most of us donít consider ourselves "far too continental for mankind" we do like keeping our private business private and relatively safe from public view.

Sincerely
John D Koen AKA Superman
Slightly ticked off admin and site author

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PostSubject: Re: I AM NEMO   Tue May 12, 2009 3:54 pm

Ut oh , Looks like someone got on Superman’s bad side and got spanked. B.T.W. new guy he codes pretty good for a self taught old guy doesn’t he? As 1 of those who use 1 of the secure sections I can tell you it works real good. Even I don’t know how many there are and that suits me just fine. If I can’t get in it’s not likely that any one else can either. Which means security is dam good. I guess a Brit like you would say top drawer. L.O.L. Old school guys like Super and My E.A.L.A. leader Web may get cranky on occasion but they get the job done. But then folks that started out before we were born are either very good or very dead. Food for thought isn’t it?

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PostSubject: FORUMOTION   Tue May 12, 2009 10:24 pm

Hey Old Chap,

I did not insult your
board, I did not in any way say it was bad, I merely said that another
one is much better to the extent that it has now gained official
support of the R.L.S.H. Sponsorship program and is now going to be
expanded into the offical board for the cause. FYI I have talked to
Zetaman, quite regularly on Skype, with reference to these matters and that does not appear to be what he is saying at all.

It
is not me saying Z's board is better it is lots of other RLSH, his new
interface is about to be launched and is looking amazing,

Also considering that both sites run on the same pre-built back end by the company; FORUMOTION,
in reality there is very little coding to be done at all, it is
actually only beginners basic html that is required, coding that most
nine year old children I know can do, it is how good the graphic design
that interfaces with it works that really counts.

Both boards
have the same private area's that come automatically with the
FORUMOTION package, there is no coding required to set them up at all,
and there private area works equally as well as this ones, so no
difference.

So I am sorry that you where not able to understand
the language in my post and have totally misinterpreted it, so in
reality, quod erat demonstrandum, I never actually said yours was poor
or bad in the first place, thanks for your time in this matter dear
fellow, hope to catch you on the flipside.

Kind Regards and Best Wishes ~ Nemo
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PostSubject: Re: I AM NEMO   Wed May 13, 2009 12:30 pm

Mr. Nemo,

I read your posts same as Superman and you come off sounding like a pompous ass on more than 1 occasion. Now before you try and say that there is yet another American with an imperfect command of the Queen’s English misunderstanding you let me assure you that my education is more than comparable with yours. As far as the private sections on the board go if they were what came standard with a board I too wouldn’t think it a great deal as anyone with admin status on said board could see them. Not real sure what inspired him but it’s as nice a bit of coding as I have seen in some time. If you aren’t wanted in that section you will never see it. Trust me I’ve tried (at his request) as part of a security check. As far as your R.L.S.H. sponsorship program goes I for 1 say thanks but no thanks. For some time a lot of us have managed to muddle along quite nicely without such largess and will continue to do so in the future. We are also familiar with the interpretation of the golden rule that says “He who has the gold makes the rules”. Any funds of consequence aren’t likely to be doled out to Heroes who actually maintain a Secret Identity. Grants just don’t work like that. If a hero is doing ok at the present time it wouldn’t be a good idea to allow themselves to become dependant on a revenue source that might be withdrawn or dry up at any time. But then again Yanks and Brits often have different ways of doing things, which probably accounts for that little squabble back in 1776.

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PostSubject: Re: I AM NEMO   Wed May 13, 2009 12:44 pm

Hello Chap

I have just spoken on the phone with the Boards Tech Dept and yes it is a standard feature of these really standard boards, nothing to to with any additional coding.

Kind Regards ~ Nemo.
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PostSubject: Re: I AM NEMO   Wed May 13, 2009 9:38 pm

David,


I suggest you re read Goldeneyeís post again. He let loose of a fact that I would have just as soon not had widely known. But as the milk has been spilt so to speak I may as well explain it to you. Most all bulletin boards (no matter where they are hosted) use standard PHPBB coding mine included. As I recall you said you are also an IT specialist among your other many talents so I took it for granted that you already knew this. BTW my board is hosted at edit board not forum motion though I suppose the difference is negligible. For al I know the 2 may have merged by now. Poking about like I am wont to do on occasion I downloaded the coding for my board and compared it to some stand alone PHPBB code that had been sent my way as an attachment. I do so love getting little presents in my e mail rather than yet another tacky chain letter with multiple forwards. Some how I doubt Iím alone in that. Comparing the 2 I found gaps that I could exploit to my advantage. Like anyone making a board knows there is a provision built into the code for hidden rooms. Thing is any admin on the board or a board host hosting said board (using built in super user status) can detect and audit those concealed sections. The board host places have that to prevent certain things like porn from being posted on their boards. That didnít strike me as being all that secure so I got inspired and I managed to cobble up a little something that isnít standard and is undetectable by any admin or those hosting the board.
Why I did it is kind of obvious at least to me. How I did it Iím not saying as the knowledge could be used to get at that code. But if you are any where as good as you seem to think you are MR Captain IT Specialist you should be able to sort it out or duplicate it yourself. Happy hunting Davey boy.

Superman
Board guru cause Iím just that dam good

PS. I donít go to too many board these days due to my rehab and otherwise busy schedule.

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PostSubject: Re: I AM NEMO   Wed May 13, 2009 10:14 pm

Yup,

Your right John basically what me and the chaps at Forumotion said, one and the same as all there boards, especially now as you said they have been merged, Matt at Forumotion checked for me, when he was researching other things connected to the upcoming future developments

Anyway lets leave it there John it is pointless debating this point any further as it is kinda moot, now, anyway, because of the forthcoming new project and the expanded board.

I assure you I don't want to upset or distress you any further old chap, so we will leave it there, and not waste anymore of each others time.

Kind Regards & Best Wishes for the future, ~ Nemo.
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